Are you familiar with Lilith? According to some Hebrew texts (specifically The Alphabet of Ben Sira), she was Adam’s first wife. She was not created from Adam’s rib, in fact, in some Kabbalistic texts, it’s indicated that she was already created, already alive and kicking when Adam came along.

What’s the down-low about Adam’s first lay? Well, she didn’t like following directions, obeying orders from her man or “The Man,” and she refused to be “on the bottom” during sex (truly, this is in the texts). When a frustrated and whiney Adam tattled and asked his Daddy to make his wife obey him, I bet Lilith responded with: “F—k this! I’m outta here. You call this paradise? My ass (which you can’t even properly grope when we’re doing it missionary style). See you two on the other side.

da Spiritual cowgirl, the lady in red

posted : Sunday, February 24th, 2008

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